emergencies

If you find yourself in a sticky situation and you are in need of some medical assistance here's who to call:

We have compiled a list of how to avoid finding yourself in an "emergancy" situation, please read carefully:

Never down a bottle of vodka, it's not worth it.
Don't jump out of moving vehicles or boats.
Always have at least 1 sober person on a boat at all times.
Don't eat the vegetation.
Don't drink the river water.
Prickly pears have thorns, the tree will win, rather buy them on the side of the road.
Water skiing while under the influence of alcohol only seems like a good idea at the time.
Hot coal walking is not for everyone
Sun block is NOT just for sissies.
If you've lost your car keys, it's probably for a good reason
If you've lost your mind, we can't help you.
Don't make friends with the ginger kid.
If the wife says its time to leave, its time to leave.
Don't try to sing like a Diva when you're drunk.
Check the bushes before attempting a moonlight skinny dip.
Come to BBG's for a breakfast that's sure to sort out whatever happened the night before and check out blackmail on our website to refresh your memory!